Our Vicar’s got a Tattoo


  • Our vicars got a tattoo
  • It’s true
  • Though somehow unexpected too
  • You’d think his prayerful contemplation
  • Ruled out vain self-decoration
  • On the sacred, how profane
  • The illustrated claim
  • To love Mary Jane
  • Who is featured, brimming
  • From garments intended for swimming
  • He could have saved the day
  • I’d say
  • By turning Jane
  • Into Magdalene
  • Although his arm is so hairy
  • That it rather obscures the Mary
  • I find it quite odd
  • That he didn’t put God
  • Or even Jesus
  • Whom he mentions whenever he sees us
  • That would be quite prestigious
    On a man so religious

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